Posted on January 1, 2012

Proficient English Users-My Apologies

I was going to say I can’t resolute as a play on I’m not making resolutions.

But then I looked up the definition to make sure the word play I wanted to do would work.

And sadly for the blog, I can resolute.  Fortunately for me though, I can resolute.

And double sadly for my English major friends, teacher friends and anyone with a grasp of the appropriate use of words knows that ‘resolute’ is not a verb.

Apologies for those who have now cringed.

It’s over.

But since I can be resolute I am going to do something other than make resolutions.   Because as we know most resolutions are tossed out on their ears by 1/1 of every year at approximately 6:59 p.m.

I decided long ago not to do resolutions.  Because I didn’t want to waste time, and brain cells coming up with something I need to do to make my life better only to disappoint myself at 6:59 p.m.

So.  There.  That’s it.

But we did come up with a new house rule.   For the sake of someone’s heart health.  He probably wouldn’t want me calling him out.  But there’s only two of us in this house and I’m not a him.

The new rule?

We will not buy ice cream for the house.  If we want it we have to walk to get it.  Either a half mile to the local Krogers for a single serving of whatever.  Or the 3/4 of a mile (if we take the path under the bridge and walk the long way around the back) to the closest Dairy Queen for, again, whatever.   Mini Blizzards were a genius thought.  Not too much guilt in one of those.

Don’t forget, if we walk there, we have to walk back.  Let’s see how many blizzards we are willing to walk through to get a Blizzard.  It is January.

This has nothing to do with resolutions.

But I will be resolute about our heart health.    After all, his heart is mine.

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Even The High Kings Have Mamos

No matter the position you are born to, you always have a place within your family.   And you always have something you are suppose to be doing.

The High King Himself (next best since Brian Boru Himself!) has been to visit.

His visit is of primary importance.  He is, after all, quite noble.

But his being noble does not preclude things in life that need completed.  We all have our chores.  Our duties.  And quite frankly, we all have to go to the bathroom at some point as well.

He, Himself, is quite demanding.   He has turned myself in to a mattress and will sleep no where else it seems in this small but comfortable castle but upon me with a royal but soft drumming upon his back.

But when I need to do what I need to do, he either must cooperate or go along.

No fears!  No bathroom trips were included in this!   I SWEAR!

But I did need to do a few things in my little bike room/office.

So he went along.

Uhm....Mom...what the heck?

 

He was suddenly captive.

*Snerk* Come on, I was only playing. Let me OUT!

He took to drastic measures.

Please God, restore me to my rightful dignity. Amen.

And as the Highest of all High Kings listens.

He restored faith in my little High King.

And placed upon him the crown of his rightful heritage.

His birthright.

His due.

His dignity.

Restored to Glory.

Your Highness.   I love you.  The crown is yours.

But do not ever forget.

Who your Mamo is.

 

 

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