A bird flew in my face.
I was on a bike ride. With the husband. He was riding his bike behind me. We’re cruising along a bike trail when something hits me in the face, drops to my shoulder and falls off behind me. I was a bit stunned. Not hurt at all. I thought it was a very large leaf or something.
Husband said “did that bird hit you in the face”?
Yes. Yes it did.
So that is now:
1 bird (despite the blog’s title this one did not hurt)
3 million moths and flutterbies
5 gazibillion bugs
1 snake (does running over a snake count?)
17 chipmunks who give me heart failure by darting out, stopping, and turning back.
Apparently animals are attracted to me.