April was at work. Janet and I were cooking bacon on a big grill or griddle in our cubicle. Someone told the director they smelled our bacon cooking.
Director came over and told me I had to go. I was fired. Janet wasn’t fired. Just me.
April said everyone gathered around in a big circle. Sobbing. Her six aunts were in town and joined the sobbing circumference. Everyone was very upset I had gotten fired.
I don’t know what happened to the bacon.
And I want to know why Janet wasn’t fired as well.
But I am very, very touched that everyone was sobbing because I had gotten fired.
Did I mention this was a dream?
Oh, well, it was. I love it when people dream about me.
April was one of my favorites today because she cried when I was fired for cooking bacon.