There is no truth to this picture.
It was a set up.
I was framed.
It was taken out of context.
The truth is, I rode 40 miles.
Husband had ice cream while I rode.
I finished riding and tell Husband I need to get some protein.
I say “chicken, roast beef…” and Husband says “ice cream”.
I agree saying “ice cream”.
I take a bite of that ice cream just for the picture.
All other ice creams are his.
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That may not be completely true either.
But part of it is.