Due to circumstances beyond my control today I had a thought.
And of course, having had this thought, I now have to share it with you. Aren’t you lucky! (We will go with ‘yes’.)
After I had this thought and questioned myself on it I think it only fair of you to ask your selves the same question. I don’t know that you necessarily have to share your answers, but if you must, feel free to do so. I don’t know that you necessarily have to share them here, but if you must, feel free to do so because I do have the power to censor. And didn’t I just feel all powerful writing that! (We will again go with ‘yes’. Consistency.)
If I was to be audio-recorded while I am by myself and then others heard it, what, exactly, would they hear?
The possibly honest answers to this:
*When I burp I say excuse me. And this is the full truth. I do say ‘excuse me’ when I’m alone. It goes with the theory of why use the good china for company only? Use it every day because you deserve it.
*Sniffing. Sorry, I have allergies.
*Farting. Oh, no, no, no to that. My theory is the same as a tree falling in the forest. If no one is around to hear does a tree falling in the forest make a noise? Of course not.
*Singing that sounds like a choir of angels. There is some truth to this statement.
*Cussing. It depends on if I am trying to do something I have no business trying to do.
*Chuckling. Yes, I chuckle. No, I do not giggle.
*Chewing. You can only hear me chewing because it’s so quiet with just me around.
*Feet dancing. Yes, I dance like my brilliant niece who is a world class (truth) Irish Step Dancing star. Not all of this statement resembles truth.
*Kyop. If you don’t know what this is I would have to hurt you if I told you. (I’m too much of a pacifist to say I would have to “kill” you which is how the real saying goes.)
*Talking out loud. It depends on if I have something to say. Which normally doesn’t really require anyone else to be listening, ask my Husband, he can be around and when I speak no one is listening.
*Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ………………. (Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?)
*Broom sweeping sound, dusting sound, folding clothes sound, doing dishes sound.
*Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap
Just so you know, this was just one of my thoughts today.
You probably don’t want to know the others.