Daily Archives: December 6, 2012

Whatdya Mean The World Is Ending!?

I keep forgetting that there is a belief going on out in the world these days that the world is going to end in a couple of weeks.

I can’t even remember the day.

What ?  December 21st?   Sorry, it needs to reschedule there’s a sibling birthday that day.

I truly keep forgetting.

Then I read something about it and I am reminded.  I’d rather forget about it again.  I probably will forget about it again after I write this so that it reminds you of it again.  Sorry.

First, if the world is going to end there is not a stinking thing we can do about it.

Second, if the world is going to end why they heck is everyone making plans for holidays.

Third, if the world is going to end why are 2013 calenders being made.   And sold.  Why are people buying them!

Fourth, if the world is going to end why is everyone still going to work and still paying their bills.

Fifth, if the world is going to end why are we still worried about some fiscal cliff.

Sixth, if the world is going to end why are we still worried about retirement and the all life sapping bloody hell insurance benefits of retirement?

Seventh, if the world is going to end why are we bothering to fight and have wars and other stupid stuff.   Duh.  Pointless.

Eighth, if the world is going to end why is Husband planning a two week biking trip without me for summer 2013.

Ninth, if the world is going to end why are people stockpiling stuff to survive.  Isn’t the end – the end?

Tenth, if the world is going to end who the hell is (pardon) is going to keep reading my blog!

And just to let you know, the world is not going to end just because I chose to not use question marks at the end of the above questions.  I promise.  If it does end 

It is not my fault!

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