I have become brilliant.
For years I took music classes. Grant it, they were forced upon me in my primary education. It wasn’t something I was prepared for at the time. It was part of first grade, second grade, third grade, etc… education. I fondly remember music teachers and singing. I remember enjoying drawing the treble cleff. Clef? Clif? What ever it is, I enjoyed drawing it.
But for all my years of intensive music training (dripping sarcasm, or humor) I could never figure out the reading of music. I was musically illiterate. I couldn’t read it. I couldn’t play it. The sound track to my life, heavy sigh, was music created by others.
Enter in to my life my xylophone:
It may be a child’s instrument. It certainly isn’t fancy. But it has music in it. How do I know? Because I found it! The music! I taught myself, in one single sitting, to play it.
I have mastered it.
All of these years I was a musical genius and didn’t know it.
Then, this morning, my friend taught me in two minutes how to read music. In full disclosure I can’t quite yet read music. But I know the two basic concepts that years of my musical education could not teach me.
You put together something like this:
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With things that look remarkably similar to: q’s and p’s and o’s and some other stuff.
And wah-lah!
You can read and write music.
I know. Too easy to believe I didn’t understand it as a child.
Put together they are like letters to make words. But it makes music.
I’ll probably start writing some pretty fabulous music in the next couple of weeks.
I don’t know what happened during all of those years of my musical education. Either I was an idiot then, or the teacher just couldn’t connect with me, or I picked up genius level ability somewhere in my adulthood. I’m sorry I didn’t try this earlier in my life. But then again, I don’t really know at what point I picked up the genius level ability. So waiting until now may have been exactly what I needed to do.
I’m not kidding you. I taught myself this in ONE morning. And not to brag or anything… But I taught myself this while I was riding a bicycle. No joke.
Okay, maybe “mastered it” and genius aren’t quite the truth.
You have found your musical instrument at last.
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I forgot to say I did it for all of the grandkids! They were the inspiration behind this master piece!
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ahaha! way to go! i hope your Hubby has ear plugs!! i was forced to take piano for 5 years, i never passed gr. 1 i can relate
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🙂 It’s not easy. That’s for sure. But I had much fun doing this. Can’t wait to do it with the kids!
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that’s will be a blast with the kids!!
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I know! 🙂 Can’t wait!
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more video to come?
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Well…I will have the kids tomorrow. 😉
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i can’t wait to read about it!! i hope you all have the best time ever!
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Thanks Huck! 🙂
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Yeah! That was the most beautiful piece of music to have ever graced my ears 🙂 If you can do this is one day, can’t wait to see what you can do later!
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Could guitars actually be next????? 🙂
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YYYYEESSSSS!
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Let’s do this.
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Applause! Applause! Well done. Once you master Chopsticks (yes, it can be played on a xylophone), you’ll be on your way to true genius and Carnegie Hall. 😀
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Thanks Robin (I’m bowing). 🙂 I am having a difficult time finding a good way to learn this. I actually learned this one off of my kindle piano app! 🙂
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You edited your post… You added the fifth horizontal line to make it APPEAR you can read sheet music………………
But you are the next…um… Who’s a famous xylophone player?
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Well, soon there will be one! Ha! 🙂
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Brilliant! That song, that song – I cannot get it out of my head. Bravo.
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That’s funny. That’s what Husband keeps saying. I hear him whistling it now. 🙂
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Colleen, you give me hope. Instead of starting with the guitar, I can take baby steps and practice learning music with the xylophone. By the way, I watched the video without sound. My computer’s speakers stopped working. I’ll take a listen later on my phone. I’m sure you sounded WONDERFUL!
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Thanks Anka. I was stunned today when my friend explained some music stuff, literally,, in two minutes. I spent my entire life thinking I could NEVER get it. 🙂 It made me very happy!
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Awesome! Amazing! Astonishing!
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Well….oh my….shucks! 🙂
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I had no idea the xylophone was so cool! My kids have those annoying plastic/metal ones and I have about gone bonkers listening to them pound on those things! This was actually very pretty with the wood! I am very impressed! I played the video a few times and my husband asked what I was doing so I showed him too! He was also equally impressed! Good for you…you musical genius!!!
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Hahaha! Aw shucks. Genius? Really? SWEET! 🙂 I am looking at some all wooden ones for the kids. They look pretty sweet. Little ones with color, but all wood. I will create a xylophone band! We will be famous (within this house!). 🙂
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I do believe Lionel Hampton was a great xylaphone sp.? Player
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Well now I get to go look him up! Thanks Babs! ❤
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You are absolutely CORRECT! ANd he is incredible!!!!!!
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Ha! Mamo’s Mother comes to the rescue! 🙂
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She did indeed!
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Bravo! Bravo! The smile made it even better!
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Aw! Thanks Jason! 🙂
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This is wonderful! Music has given me such joy, and as much as listening, appreciating music is fun, there is nothing like making your own! Have fun, keep smiling!
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Thank you ! 🙂 I am having fun, and honestly smiling every time I do this without mistake. But the mistakes turn in to a freeforall of xylophone tunes! 🙂
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OK but can you chew gum while doing it?
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Okay, now you KNOW I am going to get some gum today and TRY IT! 🙂
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Bravo! At this rate, you’ll be writing the first Xylophone Concerto in a couple of months. All the best to you.
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Why thank you! I’ll send you tickets if I ever do.
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Very generous of you. Then I’ll be able to say “I knew her when…”. And you know I’ll be angling for Backstage Passes too, right? After all, if you’re gonna become the next big thing, it’s best to get in before the rest of the crowd.
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Good thinking Mightwar! Consider yourself the proud owner of Backstage Passes for that performance! 😉
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On to Carnegie Hall
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Do you think it’s a big enough venue?
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LMAO. That’s it, dream big.
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😉 Well, with all of your great encouragement….and my delusions…why not!!!! 😉
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Amazing …. Can’t wait for your first single to be released *laughing.
Well worked, Colleen – not long ago that you were just playing with the words and thoughts. I can see a future raising here far ahead.
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🙂 Thanks Viveka. It is very exciting to realize I might actually be able to learn something new.
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Bravo!!!! I’d love to pick up an instrument. I played the flute, for one year, in the eighth grade. I mastered it pretty fast, too. Then I went on to high school and switched to theater, and the flute was long gone. You’ve inspired me again!
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You can play the flute???!!!! I am happily jealous of this skill! I have mastered a few notes of Amazing Grace. 🙂 “Master” being relative to what I was doing before….which was nothing.
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I’ve definitely lost it since then, which is depressing. 😦 But my fiance plays several woodwind instruments so I’m tempted to make him help me get back into it!!!
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This is definitely something you should do! Wait, if that sounds bossy I’m sorry. It was meant to sound ENCOURAGING! 🙂
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And it did come off as encouraging! 🙂
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YAY! 🙂 Can’t wait to hear about THIS!!!!
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Ahhh truly a genius you are….(funny). How about trying some bongo drums next? 🙂
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I would LOVE to play the bongo drums! (I should warn people… I am VERY susceptible to suggestions!)
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Ooops!! 🙂
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😉 Just something else to try! Husband might raise an eyebrow or roll his eyes. But I am wide eyed okay with it!
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WOW! I am truly awed by your genius! I can play “Mary Had a Little Lamb” on the piano… and you should HEAR how totally AWESOME I am at playing a stereo! Not too many people have reached my level of genius either, but I try not to brag. 😀
Seriously, I enjoyed your writing and your demo… I believe this could go viral!
Many blessings,
Cheryl
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Hahahaha. Thanks Cheryl. I know about the not bragging, but it’s so hard when you just know the “awesome”ness is RIGHT THERE.
🙂
Thank you for the very nice words. And the blessings, which I return with a smile for you as well.
🙂
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That’s a cute music haha 🙂 You really do have a genius level ability, you made this without reading music notes !
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I did! This is true! 🙂 Thank you!
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I loved this and believe almost anyone may accomplish anything, if they set their mind to it, Colleen! I still am not fantastic at clarinet and think of my time spent trying.
“Band” in its varied forms was one of a few, very important places for my teen years. 😀 Robin
Yay, for your moving and thinking bicycle where you self-taught the xylophone!
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Oh Robin….I went back to watch this because it had been so long since I saw it. It made me laugh. 🙂 Thank you!
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