If you were sitting right here next to me you would not be aware of all the attempts I am making at trying to talk myself in to…
Getting up off of the couch-
To run on the treadmill-
So I have energy to make it through until bedtime-
So bedtime is not at 6:02 p.m.-
So I will make Mamo bars-
And bake some chicken for my lunches for the rest of the week-
And make a pot of soup for some dinners this week-
Then while the soup cooks I can practice guitar-
So I don’t look like a total dweeb to my super hot guitar teacher or embarrass my friend who is taking lessons with me-
And then I could Skype with some kids-
Or write a decent blog-
If you were sitting right here next to me.
You would not be able to hear all of that talking going on in my head.
I think the Motivational Speaker inside of my head is broken.
Now I have no reason to do all of that.