Just to be crystal and sparkly clear…
I did not steal any Nutella.
My house is not large enough to store 5.5 tons of anything. Though if I had stolen 5.5 tons of Nutella a week ago there would not be 5.5 tons of it left.
Maybe 3 tons would be left. Which by laws of murphy, or something or other, would be easier to hide than 5.5 tons.
Though I will freely admit that if I was going to steal 5.5 tons of something – Nutella would be at the top of the list.
But ethically and morally I am opposed to stealing.
Just to be clear.