Daily Archives: April 9, 2013

Stop Calling The Police

Just to be crystal and sparkly clear…

I did not steal any Nutella.

My house is not large enough to store 5.5 tons of anything.   Though if I had stolen 5.5 tons of Nutella a week ago there would not be 5.5 tons of it left.

Maybe 3 tons would be left.  Which by laws of murphy, or something or other, would be easier to hide than 5.5 tons.

Though I will freely admit that if I was going to steal 5.5 tons of something – Nutella would be at the top of the list.

But ethically and morally I am opposed to stealing.

Just to be clear.

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