Stop Calling The Police

Just to be crystal and sparkly clear…

I did not steal any Nutella.

My house is not large enough to store 5.5 tons of anything.   Though if I had stolen 5.5 tons of Nutella a week ago there would not be 5.5 tons of it left.

Maybe 3 tons would be left.  Which by laws of murphy, or something or other, would be easier to hide than 5.5 tons.

Though I will freely admit that if I was going to steal 5.5 tons of something – Nutella would be at the top of the list.

But ethically and morally I am opposed to stealing.

Just to be clear.

41 thoughts on “Stop Calling The Police

    • Nancy, I just told someone else they were my favorite today. You have pre-earned that for tomorrow. How lucky am I when the people in my world (physical or viral) are willing to help me eat all of the evidence of a crime (if I had done it-which I didn’t).

      Now I have incentive to think about this in the future….

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  1. Colleen, I’m with you all the way! If there was anything worth stealing, it would be Nutella. It is staple in my house. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner! 🙂

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  2. “Germans news agency dpa reported that thieves have previously stolen a load of energy drinks from the same location.”

    Very suspicious……

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  3. I’m with you on this one Colleen! If I was morally corrupt I would steal me some Nutella too! Dang, that stuff is expensive! My daughter refuses to eat peanut butter so that is my go to for quick lunches for her. My sons love peanut butter but get jealous that she gets Nutella so I have to throw some Nutella their way from time to time to keep the tribe at peace. Now, if I just a free source of Nutella at my disposal I would be doling that stuff out left and right for every meal!

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    • I have to side with the sons! I would have a conniption fit (whatever that is) if Husband got Nutella and I did not. So I’m glad you try to keep things evened out. By the way, try a nutella and peanut butter roll up. We heat them on the George Forman or other heat up things. Tortilla, PB, and nutella. Warm it up. Hot. Gooey. Delicious. Mess.

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