No Offense Taken

I was called to the lobby.  As I approached I asked the only person there, a man, if he was the gentleman I was supposed to talk with.  He said “yes sir” and stuck out his hand to shake my hand.  I shook his hand.   I waited a beat for him to acknowledge I am not a sir.

He did not.

I said “I’m a ma’am”

He said “oh, okay”

Not the first time.  Won’t be the last.

Especially the first day after a new haircut.

Look Like A Man

No offense taken.  I’m not surprised by it any more.  Momentarily startled maybe…..I mean….some things are obvious……

(Insert chuckle)