I am independently wealthy.
I travel the world by first class, or not. Depending on the travel experience I want.
I am the most pleasantly dispositioned woman God ever created.
I am never surly or impatient. Or bitter, never am I bitter. Ever.
I have impeccable manners.
I never let my family or friends down.
I am a world renowned writer.
I can hold my own against any bicyclist in the world.
I can match Bruce Lee’s speed, strength, and accuracy in martial arts. And his philosophical brilliance.
I weigh 145 pounds and and can bench press 350 pounds.
I am not even a little bit OCD.
I make few mistakes. And those I do make are barely noticed.
I look 25 years younger than I am. Naturally of course.
I am altruistic and philanthropic!
I have a log cabin residence and an Irish stone castle residence, in Ireland of course.
I am the Queen of Ireland.
I thought putting stuff on the internet made it true…