I am looking for the contract I signed. The one that said I would be perfect, faultless and in control at all times.
If anyone has seen it please forward it to me.
Along with, what I am sure, is a pretty hefty paycheck to go along with it.
(Disclaimer: I do not recall signing it. But if it exists I best start honoring it. Though I have some trepidation about this and have no idea what could have coerced me in to signing it to begin with.)
(Disclaimer: I’m fine if no one can find this contract. I’m pretty sure I’d be in breach of this contract. And I wouldn’t have a leg to stand on to dispute it.)
(Disclaimer: On second thought. Please don’t look for my contract. And….I won’t look for yours either. Deal? We can sign a contract to that effect?)