A Promise Is Not A Guarantee

My promise to you

Is that I will do my best to not be stupid.

Though I guarantee I will have stupid moments.

Just like when I wrote this

I spelled guarantee wrong.

Even though I wrote it out earlier today,

Spelled it wrong,

Corrected it then,

And again just now.

But I guarantee

My promise is good.

I assure you.

*****

Double entendre intended.