I find it paradoxical, ironic, satirical and honestly quite confusing
That the very things we need in life
Can also cause us such pain.
Brought to you by the lovely chap that flew up my shirt on a bike ride,
And while I was coming to a screeching halt,
Ripping off my shirt for God and Country to bear witness to my near nakedness
To save the chap,
He stung me.