Mortification!

I have struggled for two days on whether to post this or not.  The only one who suffers is me, and possibly one other, by what you are about to see.

Regarding me:  I have never considered myself any kind of raving beauty.  I’m “okay” as far as looks go.  Average.  The longer you look at me the more I kind of grow on you.  I’ve noticed my nose is huge the older I get.  But I’ve got healthy hair.  Brown eyes, which as we all know, are the superior color of intelligence.  Normally small children are not frightened by the first appearance of me.  I have no grand illusion of how beautiful I am.   But, I also have appreciation of myself to realize I’m not hideous either.

That being said.

I am not passing judgment on the next person I will reference.  So please do not think I am making light of him or his appearance.  What I am going to reference is his look on me.  It is just wrong.  At no time should I look like him.  It scares me.  Which is why I hesitated about this.  If it scares me, what will it do to the rest of you.

But I can not carry this fear alone.

Please remember that any resemblance is a total fluke.  It is not in any way a commentary on the man himself.  But please also understand I have NOTHING in common with him.  I have neither killed anyone or been a famous music producer.

Please feel free to peruse my blog looking for pictures of how I really appear.  Which is nothing like this.

I’ve put it off as long as I can….

Look at this….

Brace yourselves……

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No one.

No One is as bothered by this as me.

Fortunately I have a very, very, good sense of humor!

Every time I look I can’t stop laughing.  Feel free to laugh.