Have you any idea my strength? My fortitude? My will power?
It is amazing.
Today I sat in a Tim Horton’s for one and a half hours. Ninety minutes. A bazillion seconds. And not one morsel of bagel came near me. Not one.
I had to meet someone there regarding work. Yes, it was work, don’t mock me. I sat there with a large iced coffee. I sipped at it. And not one time did I even look at the counter to catch a glimpse. I didn’t look at other people’s tables to see what they were eating. I was pretty pleased with my ability to hold back. To keep myself from vaulting over the counter and start the shoveling process. I wasn’t even tempted.
Don’t worry Tim Horton’s. I have not forsaken you. I will be there bright and early on Saturday. I will have you you swirly cinnamony raisiny golden crusty piece of heaven. And I will not neglect the Tim Bits. Rest assured, I still love you.
