Since you asked, I will tell you.
Don’t get married at the age of 18.
Don’t believe a man who approaches you and your other young female friends and believe him when he says he is in a college fraternity and has to “flash” someone as part of a prank. (Sadly, I believed him. But I didn’t look.)
Don’t let dogs knock you off of your bike.
Don’t let deer babies knock you off of your bike.
Don’t let your husband convince you that riding your bike on ice is a good idea.
Don’t put scalding hot coffee/soup/any food item in your mouth thinking you can hold it in floating fashion until it cools off.
Don’t work for someone who tells you you have to give them a day for free so they can see how good a job you do.
Don’t lick a knife.
Don’t eat liver.
Don’t ignore your health and well being.
Don’t start a blog if you have addictive tendencies.
Don’t forget to take the trash out of your car during the summer after you’ve eaten Taco Bell. Or leave a banana peel in your trash can at work and go on a two week vacation (sorry).
Don’t wish away your life.
Don’t forget to say your prayers if you’re prayerful.
Don’t forget to be kind.
Don’t wait to do what you love.
Don’t think there aren’t a bajillion things I could put on this list. These are just the one’s I’m going to share. Oh yeah, don’t share the things on social networking sites that you don’t want people to know or comment on.