When “I Love You” Is Not Appropriate

Proper Phone Etiquette For  Work :

1.  No cussing.  (I’m not sure if “hell” or “damn” are cuss words any more.)

2.  No yelling.  (Unless whom ever you are speaking with is hard of hearing, then you really should.)

3.  All expressions of frustration must be visual and not verbal.  (Unless video conferencing.  Then you are S.O.L.)

4.  Do not read emails while on the phone.  (This applies to me because I cannot read and listen at the same time.  It is a scientific fact.)

5.  Do not lay your head back in frustration at long winded persons.  (I have never fallen asleep, but I wanted to.  I may have dozed.  I’m not sure because my brain was otherwise numb.)

And the only reason for this post:

6.  Do not hang up saying “I Love You”.    (I only did it once.  Take my word for it, it is one time too many.)